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Posted - 03/01/2009 : 08:48:50 AM
A Redneck had a decision to make, and this is his story:
I had 3 girlfriends but wasn't sure which one to marry. So I decided to give
each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.
The first one went out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets
new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and co me s back to
my place and says, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because
I love you so much." I was very touched and aroused, and we had lots of
great sex.
The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a
television, and a stereo and brings them back to me as gifts. This sweet
girl looked into my eyes and said, "I bought these gifts for you with the
money because I love you so much." I watched my new television with great
enjoyment!
The third one takes the $5000 and invested it in the stock market, doubled
her invest me nt, returns the original $5000 to me and reinvests the rest. She
says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love
you so much." She has enough to buy me a new boat.
I thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money and
decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.
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