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Wolfman
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Posted - 09/10/2008 :  4:55:53 PM  Show Profile Send Wolfman a Private Message  Reply with Quote
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle the doctor struck up a conversation. Eventually the topic turned to politics and too senator obamas bid for president.

The old rancher said Well, ya know, Obama is a post turtle.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked what was a post turle.

The old rancher said when you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, thats a post turtle.

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctors face so he continued to explain. You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with....

Wolfman..

Wolfman
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Posted - 09/10/2008 :  4:58:09 PM  Show Profile Send Wolfman a Private Message  Reply with Quote

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