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fishfry
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Posted - 03/04/2008 :  8:49:32 PM  Show Profile Send fishfry a Private Message  Reply with Quote
An elderly Texas cowhand went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill.

The pharmacist asked "How many?"

The cowboy replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces."

The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex."

The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old, and I don't even think about sex much anymore.

I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new boots.

kuntrytyme
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Posted - 03/05/2008 :  12:27:01 PM  Show Profile Send kuntrytyme a Private Message  Reply with Quote
hee-hee-hee
STEAL A KISS, CHEAT DEATH AND LYE WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE!
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Grizz
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Posted - 03/05/2008 :  8:20:15 PM  Show Profile  Visit Grizz's Homepage  Send Grizz an AOL message Send Grizz a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Ramees
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Posted - 03/13/2008 :  1:13:51 PM  Show Profile  Send Ramees an AOL message Send Ramees a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Very Very Funny.. poor old man
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Posted - 03/23/2008 :  8:38:05 PM  Show Profile Send n/a a Private Message  Reply with Quote
As long as it doesn't make him pee in his face.
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JR
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Posted - 04/15/2008 :  9:33:45 PM  Show Profile Send JR a Private Message  Reply with Quote
What age does this all start at?? I am scared!
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