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ADVRAGE RIDER
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 Posted - 08/15/2008 : 6:09:34 PM
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Subject: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
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> Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting
> someone else
> to hold them while you chop.
>
> Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat
> by using the
> sink.
>
> For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and
> bleed for a
> few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
> Remember to use a
> timer.
>
> A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will
> prevent you from
> rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the
> snooze button.
>
> If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives .
> you'll be
> afraid to cough.
>
> You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape.. If
> it doesn't
> move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move
> and it does, use
> the duct tape.
>
> Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>
> If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an
> electrical problem.
>
> DailyThought:
> SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR
> ANYTHING, BUT THEY
> BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
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Amazingly simple home remedies!!
