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ADVRAGE RIDER
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 Posted - 08/17/2008 : 7:06:35 PM
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>> "Putting your affairs in order"
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>> A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination,
>> sighed and
>> said, 'I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put
>> your
>> affairs in order.'
>>
>> The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and
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>> walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.
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>> 'Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we
>> celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things
>> aren't
>> well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini.'
>>
>> After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less
>> somber.
>> There were some laughs and more martinis.
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>>
>> They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old
>> friends, who
>> were curious as to what the two were celebrating.
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>>
>>
>> The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending
>> end. 'I've been diagnosed with AIDS.' The friends were aghast
>> and gave the women their condolences
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>> After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and
>> whispered,&nbs! p; 'Mom ma, I thought you said you were dying
>> of
>> cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS.'
>>
>> The mother said, 'I don't want any of those bitches sleeping
>> with your father after I'm gone.'
>>
>> That's 'Putting Your Affairs In Order'
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Putting your affairs in order!!
