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f-150
ADVRAGE RIDER
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 Posted - 02/22/2008 : 11:21:36 AM
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"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep!"
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).
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Fdatv
Redneck Jokes
1338 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2008 : 1:42:06 PM
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I like the way you think F150  |
 
Inside every old man is a young man wondering what happen
3rd Place Champion of the 1st Annual RR Chilli Cook off 2009 |
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Mud Dobber
SENIOR RIDER
642 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2008 : 4:38:51 PM
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| Has anyone watched the show on CMT about Redneck weddings? |
ride safe and sober |
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quadmama
ADVRAGE RIDER
467 Posts |
Posted - 03/13/2008 : 4:25:39 PM
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quadmama
ADVRAGE RIDER
467 Posts |
Posted - 03/13/2008 : 4:27:13 PM
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iluvmuddin
SENIOR RIDER
658 Posts |
Posted - 03/13/2008 : 11:41:20 PM
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| oh my freaking!!! lord, please! when i wake up tomorrow let these images be gone and forever forgotten... |
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Rednecks know how to git-er-dun!
