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Fdatv
Redneck Jokes


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Posted - 02/25/2008 :  12:37:35 PM  Show Profile Send Fdatv a Private Message  Reply with Quote
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)



These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like BBQ chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, ATV's, Country Music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday








Inside every old man is a young man wondering what happen

3rd Place Champion of the 1st Annual RR Chilli Cook off 2009

Edited by - Fdatv on 02/25/2008 12:38:15 PM

f-150
ADVRAGE RIDER



291 Posts

Posted - 02/25/2008 :  4:21:38 PM  Show Profile Send f-150 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I like your way of thinking!!!
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fishfry
Mayor of River Ranch Riders



2009 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2008 :  6:24:39 PM  Show Profile Send fishfry a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sign me up.

Need a good hunting trip.

"Rules" if it flyes it dies, if it brown it down.


Edited by - fishfry on 02/26/2008 6:28:02 PM
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puddlejumper
ADVANCE RIDER



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Posted - 02/26/2008 :  11:06:27 PM  Show Profile Send puddlejumper a Private Message  Reply with Quote
now that the way to do it

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Posted - 03/23/2008 :  8:49:11 PM  Show Profile Send n/a a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I wanna go! Pick me! Pick me!!
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