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Grizz
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Posted - 02/25/2008 :  8:27:52 PM  Show Profile  Visit Grizz's Homepage  Send Grizz an AOL message Send Grizz a Private Message  Reply with Quote
> RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008
>
> If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
> now be worth $49.00.
>
> With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
>
> With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
>
> If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
> $49.00 left.
>
> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
> all the beer, then turned
> in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00.
>
> Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
> heavily and recycle.
>
> It's called the 401-Keg.


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