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Grizz
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Posted - 02/25/2008 : 8:27:52 PM
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> RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008 > > If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would > now be worth $49.00. > > With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. > > With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. > > If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have > $49.00 left. > > But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank > all the beer, then turned > in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00. > > Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink > heavily and recycle. > > It's called the 401-Keg.
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