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Fdatv
Redneck Jokes



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Posted - 12/11/2007 :  2:06:02 PM  Show Profile Send Fdatv a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Pywacket

I'D BE OKAY WITH A BASSPRO
GIFT CARD.


You might be a Redneck Woman LMAO


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Fdatv
Redneck Jokes



1328 Posts
Posted - 12/11/2007 :  2:13:14 PM  Show Profile Send Fdatv a Private Message  Reply with Quote
If you post something in the Redneck Joke Section that is not a joke nor something funny without even the slightest attempt humor??? You might be a Redneck!


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Fdatv
Redneck Jokes



1328 Posts
Posted - 12/16/2007 :  12:55:52 PM  Show Profile Send Fdatv a Private Message  Reply with Quote
If you spend two day's screening in the front porch on your camp at Riverranch and while your packing your things up getting ready to leave Riverranch! You open the door on the camper and cut a hole in the screen with the top edge of the door You might be a Redneck!


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Fdatv
Redneck Jokes



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Posted - 12/24/2007 :  12:57:16 PM  Show Profile Send Fdatv a Private Message  Reply with Quote
If you have ever had a family portrait taken and the picture was taken in front of your above ground swimming pool. You might be a Redneck!


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Fdatv
Redneck Jokes



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Posted - 12/26/2007 :  8:28:40 PM  Show Profile Send Fdatv a Private Message  Reply with Quote
If You don't understand why Bo and Luke never hit on with Daisy. You might be a Redneck!


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Fdatv
Redneck Jokes



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Posted - 01/02/2008 :  08:45:37 AM  Show Profile Send Fdatv a Private Message  Reply with Quote
If you get on a snow ski lift and while knocking the snow off your ski's and boots you drop one ski 30 feet to the ground which prevents you from skiing down the mountain. You might be a Redneck


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Fdatv
Redneck Jokes



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Posted - 01/02/2008 :  12:03:10 PM  Show Profile Send Fdatv a Private Message  Reply with Quote
If you go snow skiing and you look around and discover that you are the only one wearing Blue Jeans and a flannel shirt freezing your A## off You might be the Redneck!


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Fdatv
Redneck Jokes



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Posted - 01/03/2008 :  08:27:32 AM  Show Profile Send Fdatv a Private Message  Reply with Quote
If you Celebrate your Honeymoon at Riverranch You are a Redneck!


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Edited by - Fdatv on 01/03/2008 08:28:41 AM
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fishfry
Mayor of River Ranch Riders



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Posted - 01/17/2008 :  5:39:57 PM  Show Profile Send fishfry a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Were the heck is the redneck.
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Fdatv
Redneck Jokes



1328 Posts
Posted - 01/22/2008 :  8:41:38 PM  Show Profile Send Fdatv a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Now hopefully all the bad news is past us it's time for some more FDATV Authentic Redneck Jokes!



If you go to Riverranch Friday night with one friend and bring 6 18packs of Bud for you and your friend and you leave early Monday morning because your out of beer You both might be Rednecks.


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fishfry
Mayor of River Ranch Riders



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Posted - 01/23/2008 :  02:19:03 AM  Show Profile Send fishfry a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Your total beer per person per day is off.

You need 2-24 packs per day per person.
and a trip to Jimmys store would
keep you going to Monday.
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Fdatv
Redneck Jokes



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Posted - 01/27/2008 :  1:15:11 PM  Show Profile Send Fdatv a Private Message  Reply with Quote
If you drive your truck around with the Check engine light and the brake light on and you never try to fix it or try figure out whats wrong because you don't hear anything wrong! You might be a Redneck


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Edited by - Fdatv on 01/27/2008 1:16:02 PM
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f-150
ADVRAGE RIDER



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Posted - 01/27/2008 :  10:02:19 PM  Show Profile Send f-150 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Fdatv

If you drive your truck around with the Check engine light and the brake light on and you never try to fix it or try figure out whats wrong because you don't hear anything wrong! You might be a Redneck


If you put electrical tape on your dash over those lights...you might be a Redneck!!
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Fdatv
Redneck Jokes



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Posted - 01/28/2008 :  12:27:31 PM  Show Profile Send Fdatv a Private Message  Reply with Quote
If while changing the oil in your ATV You forget to put the oil drain bolt back in before you attempt to add the new oil to the engine which results in dumping a quart of brand new engine oil out all over the ground You might be a Redneck


True story


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Edited by - Fdatv on 01/28/2008 12:32:27 PM
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Fdatv
Redneck Jokes



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Posted - 02/03/2008 :  10:47:45 PM  Show Profile Send Fdatv a Private Message  Reply with Quote
When you call the front desk at the motel and say "I've gotta leak in the sink" and the person at the front desk says "go ahead." You might be at a Redneck Motel


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