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Fdatv
Redneck Jokes



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Posted - 02/09/2008 :  10:14:50 PM  Show Profile Send Fdatv a Private Message  Reply with Quote
If you own land in a halfway gated community and the rules state that "You are not allowed to put your trailer on your own property But you are allowed to squat on somebody elses property." You might be a part of a Redneck Organization.


Inside every old man is a young man wondering what happen

3rd Place Champion of the 1st Annual RR Chilli Cook off 2009
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Fdatv
Redneck Jokes



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Posted - 02/18/2008 :  12:58:55 PM  Show Profile Send Fdatv a Private Message  Reply with Quote
If you purchase a brand new F150 4x4 and it is not even in your possession for more than 5 days and you get it stuck all the way down to the axles. You might be a Redneck


PS: There is a clue of the NAME of the person who did this in the joke


Inside every old man is a young man wondering what happen

3rd Place Champion of the 1st Annual RR Chilli Cook off 2009
Edited by - Fdatv on 02/18/2008 1:00:50 PM
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Fdatv
Redneck Jokes



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Posted - 02/18/2008 :  1:11:51 PM  Show Profile Send Fdatv a Private Message  Reply with Quote
If you go to a scheduled organizational meeting and 95% of the members attending the meeting are wearing Camouflage and it is not even hunting season. You might be surrounded by Rednecks


Inside every old man is a young man wondering what happen

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f-150
ADVRAGE RIDER



291 Posts
Posted - 02/18/2008 :  3:33:02 PM  Show Profile Send f-150 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Fdatv

If you purchase a brand new F150 4x4 and it is not even in your possession for more than 5 days and you get it stuck all the way down to the axles. You might be a Redneck


PS: There is a clue of the NAME of the person who did this in the joke


I broke her in right!!
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f-150
ADVRAGE RIDER



291 Posts
Posted - 02/18/2008 :  8:30:32 PM  Show Profile Send f-150 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
If you post all week long trying to get a night ride organized and only 2 bikes show up... you might be a Redneck who can't get a ride together!

(paybacks are a ..... Bobby!)
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Fdatv
Redneck Jokes



1334 Posts
Posted - 02/18/2008 :  8:35:29 PM  Show Profile Send Fdatv a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by f-150

If you post all week long trying to get a night ride organized and only 2 bikes show up... you might be a Redneck who can't get a ride together!

(paybacks are a ..... Bobby!)


We had 11 bikes Sunday Sorry we missed ya!


Inside every old man is a young man wondering what happen

3rd Place Champion of the 1st Annual RR Chilli Cook off 2009
Edited by - Fdatv on 02/18/2008 8:41:29 PM
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f-150
ADVRAGE RIDER



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Posted - 02/18/2008 :  8:41:33 PM  Show Profile Send f-150 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Fdatv

quote:
Originally posted by f-150

If you post all week long trying to get a night ride organized and only 2 bikes show up... you might be a Redneck who can't get a ride together!

(paybacks are a ..... Bobby!)


We had 11 bikes Sunday

Good to hear!! Wish we could have joined in the fun!
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Fdatv
Redneck Jokes



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Posted - 02/23/2008 :  2:51:53 PM  Show Profile Send Fdatv a Private Message  Reply with Quote
If you want to make some new friends So you go down to the local youth league baseball park and join the Umpiring Team And after you umpire your first 2 games 3 coaches want to kick your ass out in the parking lot You might be a Redneck!


Inside every old man is a young man wondering what happen

3rd Place Champion of the 1st Annual RR Chilli Cook off 2009
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Fdatv
Redneck Jokes



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Posted - 03/02/2008 :  4:20:05 PM  Show Profile Send Fdatv a Private Message  Reply with Quote
If you are working on your atv because it won't start and you can't tell if the spark plug is bad or if the problem is the magneto not generating current for the spark plug to fire So you tell your wife to hold the spark plug wire while you crank the engine over Then when she jumps you ask her if she got shocked or not? You might be a Redneck!


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f-150
ADVRAGE RIDER



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Posted - 03/02/2008 :  4:46:52 PM  Show Profile Send f-150 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
If you have your wife hold the spark plug wire while you crank the engine over instead of letting her push the start button...you might be a Redneck!!
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Fdatv
Redneck Jokes



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Posted - 03/06/2008 :  07:27:58 AM  Show Profile Send Fdatv a Private Message  Reply with Quote
If while driving your atv into the back of your brand new pick-up truck that you have owned for the last 6 months. And while doing so you ram your quad into the front of the bed and bend the front part of the bed into the rear of the cab. You might be a Redneck!


Inside every old man is a young man wondering what happen

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bwfish
ADVRAGE RIDER



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Posted - 03/10/2008 :  8:36:03 PM  Show Profile Send bwfish a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You drive it in and break the window and refuse to leave RR so you can ride the next morning your a redneck
Enjoy everyday like its your last!
Bill
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Fdatv
Redneck Jokes



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Posted - 03/23/2008 :  9:21:14 PM  Show Profile Send Fdatv a Private Message  Reply with Quote
If you have a relative living in your garage you might be a Redneck.


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bushwacker
ADVRAGE RIDER



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Posted - 03/26/2008 :  10:52:32 AM  Show Profile  Visit bushwacker's Homepage Send bushwacker a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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smoootheone
SENIOR RIDER



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Posted - 04/30/2008 :  12:07:27 PM  Show Profile Send smoootheone a Private Message  Reply with Quote
If your step son attaches a boat seat to the back of an atv with ratcheting tie down straps so that his step mom can ride along with dad.......you might be a redneck.

gosh what a good step son.
Maypo
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