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Posted - 08/06/2008 :  6:15:53 PM  Show Profile Send f-150 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Always listen to details

Five year students at Texas A&M's veterinary school were receiving their first anatomy class with a real, dead cow. They all gathered
around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them,
"In veterinary medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body."
As an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing." he told the students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but
eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the
dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said, "The
second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.
Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, but it's even tougher if you're stupid."
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